If you’re looking for what is unquestionably the coolest Mercedes on the planet, you can get it right now on eBay. As the description notes, the 1979 Mercedes 450SLC “is the vehicle of choice for spy missions, special events, daredevil stunts, competitive motorsports, travel, satellite communications or just a romantic evening with Agent 006.9.”
World’s Coolest Mercedes Demonstrating heat sinking missile capabilities
The seller’s listed options include:
- heat seeking missles
- ultrasonic doppler rangefinder
- laser targeting
- heads up display
- passenger side ejector seat
- 20mm cannons
- retractable landing gear
- submarine package
- external drop fuel tanks
- a high bypass turbofan powerplant
- vertical take off and landing capability
- marine outdrive
- retractable oxygen masks
- a button which reads “Hazard” and another button which says “Never Push This Button”
- bias ply radials that survive tank mines
- and the original eleven inch thick body armor which withstands a direct hit from a Panzer round
World’s coolest Mercedes being cool
As a final selling point, the current concludes by detailing every so briefly what’ it’s like to own the world’s coolest Mercedes:
“Everywhere I go ladies are literally taking their clothes off and crawling all over this vehicle. Forget about keeping the windows clean – I had to remain inside while the cheerleaders at the carwash scrubbed the roof wearing, clear stiletto heels, bikini bottoms, and soapy wet tank tops. I dont know if it is the thick muscular throaty V-8, the long lasting performance, the superb handling or its mature experienced luxurious, and rather calm distinguished demeanor. Rumor has it, this is the original Hollywood stunt vehicle used during the making of well known action movies starring John Konnery – a famous british secret service agent.”
It simply doesn’t get any cooler than this. Check out the world’s coolest Mercedes in the gallery below, then head over to eBay to buy it.
