If you're in the mood for some light reading, The Truth About Cars has published an article today reviewing the new Mercedes E550.

Unfortunately, while I do commend the author's attempts to deliver witty, narrative prose, I disagree with a large majority of his sentiments regarding the vehicle in question. A few literary gems contained in the review that I find capable of reproach include:

"The E550’s appearance is a bit like 'An Inconvenient Truth:' interesting for about the first ten minutes."

"...the cabin’s still as sober as a Mormon elder."

"Driving the E550 is a relaxing experience that never once threatens any kind of dynamic engagement."

I think you get the idea.

However, despite my own thoughts regarding the article, I think it's best if I leave it up to you to form your opinions.  To do so, head over to The Truth About Cars and check out the full article for yourself.